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WARM UP

Homestuck, strife, Zazzerpan, Pesterchum, Zillyhoo, ectobiology, chrystamanthequins, bee2, Skaia, Draconian Dignitary, Pupa Pan, Peregrine Mendicant, wonk, madrigogs, smuppet, sylladex, Becquerel, kismesis, moirail, Gl’bgolyb.

HUMANS

John Egbert

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Jade Harley

Jane Crocker

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Jake English

TROLLS

Aradia Megido

Tavros Nitram

Sollux Captor

Karkat Vantas

Nepeta Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Terezi Pyrope

Vriska Serket

Equius Zahhak

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes

OTHER CHARACTERS

Becquerel

Tinkerbull

Bicyclops

Ms. Paint

Pounce de Leon

Spidermom

Aurthour

Skyhorse

Gl’bgolyb

Horrorterrors

PLACES

Skaia

Alternia

Prospit

Derse

Incipisphere

Beat Mesa

OTHER JARGON

Sburb

Sgrub

FLARP

Captchalogue

Kernelsprite

Grist

Echeladder

Boondollars

TROLL RELATIONSHIPS

Matespritship

Moiraillegiance

Auspistice

Kismesistude

Questions:

How did you get into Homestuck?

How long have you been reading it?

Who are your favorite characters? (Trolls, Exiles, Kids, etc.)

If they’re still alive, how hopeful are you that they’ll survive until the end of Homestuck?

Do you ship anything?

Excluding Cascade, which is your favorite flash?

Whose typing quirk gives you the most trouble?

Which character death upset you most?

How do you feel about your Patron Troll?

Lastly, how do you feel about what’s going on in the comic right now?

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laughingalonewithhomestuck:

roughkiss:

crispychocolate:

davestripper:

catsthrobbingcock:

Sure, any idiot can mix all the Upward Movement remixes, but it takes REAL GENIUS to combine EVERY song in Homestuck Vol. 1

jesus CHRIST

now reavealed: Homestuck is satan

Katie said it sounds like the fandom.

fuucCK

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What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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danseboheme:

How the fuck am I supposed to not intervene when people I like are so unreasonable

why is “keep your nose out of other peoples’ business” a thing
imagine if everyone only did that ever

fucks sake

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aspiresubfour:

thalheim:

dangertable:

scienceyeah:

super-cute-little-monster:

fuckyeahhalf-life:

chrisweedboygenius:

FUCKING JESUS CHRIST I HATE PEOPLE

:/

NOPENOPENOPE I hate people wow

jesus christ





>PS1 rip off 
Did you even try. 

aspiresubfour:

thalheim:

dangertable:

scienceyeah:

super-cute-little-monster:

fuckyeahhalf-life:

chrisweedboygenius:

FUCKING JESUS CHRIST I HATE PEOPLE

:/

NOPENOPENOPE I hate people wow

jesus christ

>PS1 rip off 

Did you even try. 

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egbertdaily:

reaill:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

grumblebottom:

I think I’m going to cry

omfg the hulk fjsklHAFKAJ

I’d pay to see this
multiple times

this is how it would’ve been if i directed this movie :D

egbertdaily:

reaill:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

grumblebottom:

I think I’m going to cry

omfg the hulk fjsklHAFKAJ

I’d pay to see this

multiple times

this is how it would’ve been if i directed this movie :D

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